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Posing Police? I have about a million and 3 things to say to this fine photograph. Just because Michael Flatley is so friggin talented, who in the hell gave him the right to pose like that?!?!?! Who does that?!? Where are the posing police? |
| Now what... Ok, now what is this fruit bag doing? It certainly doesn't look like river dancing to me. I understand that this is clearly an action shot and all, but when did jumping up and down involve karate chopping to the side as we showcase our pelvic area?....and wear mariachi suits? |
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LOOK LOOK LOOK! I told you that is what he is wearing up there! Do you see how Michael Flatley and any mariachi in the world are twins? I certainly hope so. |
| FACT Michael Flatley once worked in Las Vegas... OPINION That makes Michael Flateley totally sweet. |
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FACT Michael Flatley CAN stand on his dancers and most likely other people. a sub-fact of this is that this does NOT make Michael Flately God. |
| Flatley tries to get pumped up... This is Michael Flatley trying to get pumped up before he prances around the stage. Note the word "trying". |
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Exercising Michael Flatley tries to stay in shape by incorporateing yoga into his dance routines. |
| ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
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He can't pull this off True story, one time Michael Flatley tried to beat me up. |
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why it didn't work |
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